Sunday, June 29, 2008

Final Fantasy Dissidia Trailer

This is the trailer of the newest fighting game from Square-Enix called FF:Dissidia, the characters are composed of some of the famous heroes/villains from the Final Fantasy Universe..



Must watch!!! Why? 3 words, "Squall versus Sephiroth"!!!!

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

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Monday, June 23, 2008

Want to get in shape? Do this home exercises!

Hi guys! long time no post here in my beloved blog.. too busy doing nothing..ahehehe.. ok, on to the topic.. I have so many friends that are too skinny or too fat but doesnt do any exercises at all.. they always tell me that their too lazy to get up from their bed and go to the gym.. so i came up with this post!!! an easy to do guide/routine exercise to sculp those curveless body of yours(just kidding!) right in the comfort of your bedroom or living room.. good eh!? I know almost all of you dont have any weights but thats alright.. in this guide no weights are required, just the floor and yourself are what we need..ready? lets go!

Carlo's Home Exercise Routine

1.Press-up aka Pushups-theres a few variation of this,In the "full press up", the back and legs are straight and off the floor. Several variations are seen, besides the common press up. These include bringing the thumbs and index fingers of both hands together (a "diamond pressup") as well as having the elbows point towards the knees. These two variations are intended to put greater emphasis on the triceps rather than the shoulder and chest muscles. When both hands are unbalanced or on uneven surfaces, this exercise also works the body core. Raising the feet or hands onto elevated surfaces during the exercise emphasize the upper and lower pectorals, respectively.

I can do around 100 push ups everyday.. but for beginners like you, 50 reps everyday should be enough, if its too easy for you, then you should add more repetitions..

it develops the chest(do this to achieved ala Dingdong Dantes' chest),triceps and with ancillary benefits to the deltoids(shoulder), serratus anterior(under the armpits aka "palikpik", coracobrachialis and the midsection as a whole

2.Crunch-Proper starting form is lying face up on the floor with knees bent. Raise your head until your abs is stressed without raising your back from the floor. This is much more effective than the sit-up.Do around 40 reps of this per day, you could divide this into two sets.. example,first set,do 20 crunches, rest for 2 minutes then do another 20.This should be okay with beginners.Add reps if you got the hang of it.

It target the Abs

3.Air Squats- first, spread your legs as wide as your shoulder, put your hands behind your head.Slowly lower your self until your butt is parallel to the ground and raise yourself again.Do this until you cant take it anymore.I do this with a barbell on my shoulder whenever i go to the gym, but at home i just do the air squats because i don't have any barbells at home.

This targets the legs and the gluts also known as the butt

Thats all of the easy exercises I cant teach you for now, you should do this every other day or if you can, you could also do this everyday if you want.Good luck exercising guys!!!;p

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Friday, June 6, 2008

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance — particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to
no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: ‘I
Thought You Loved Me.exe’ and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget
to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, over use of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer
6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring
Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a
virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your
system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.


Good Luck,

Tech Support

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